(Operated by Rich Turner – Grammarian, Curmudgeon, and Old Poop)
(Also known as The Mudge)
Grammar and Grammar Tips – Style – Punctuation – Word Usage – Writing Tips – Essays and Articles – Opinions and Discussion Groups – Education and Teaching – Memorabilia – Grumbles – and Much More
VIEW THE CURMUDGEON'S PHOTO ALBUMS OFF-SITE AT WEBSHOTS.
Currently featuring a slideshow of the first Maine (Acadia) album for 2009.
The contents of this site may not be published elsewhere without my written permission or, in the case of contributors to this site, without the written permission of the author.
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The Grammar Discussion Board to discuss grammar and usage
The Punctuation Board for discussions specifically on punctuation
The ESL Board to ask questions about English as a second language
The Message Board to introduce topics of general interest
The Education Board for topics relating to education
The Tech Board for discussions relating to technology
These message boards currently have 390 registrants.
(Instructions for signing up are on the Message Board index page)
(Members who never post are eventually removed)
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This site contains no advertising or promotional material. Anyone who wishes to post such material here is required to pay a ridiculously exorbitant fee tor the privilege.
SEARCH THIS SITE: To search this site only, click the second circle under the search box and enter the search term in the box. (Clicking the first circle will search the entire Web – a traditional Google search.)
MAIN DIVISIONS OF THIS SITE are accessible by clicking on the index buttons to the left. Following are quick links to subdivisions (see the Site Map for details).
Writing: Essays and Articles (composed exclusively for this site); Essay Archives (earlier essays); Memorabilia; Grumbles; Pet Peeves (about language misuse); Just for Fun.
Words and Grammar: Writers' Guide; Grammar FAQs; Word and Usage FAQs (commonly confused words); Word Trivia; Words (vocabulary); ESL Notebook.
Personal, Family, and Photos: Adventures in Acadia; Main Photo Albums No. 1, 2003, and 2005; Videos.
Hidden Pages: Wit and Wisdom (quotations); Clippings (items from other sources).
This is a dynamic site – in the sense that it is being constantly expanded and revised. Especially for frequent visitors, here's an update on what has been added or revised recently, usually with a direct link to the appropriate page. Listings usually comprise the most recent 15 to 20 additions. They appear in reverse chronological order, with the most recent revisions first.
> 6/21/08 – We have launched a new Punctuation Board as an adjunct to the Grammar Discussion Board. The Literature Board has been discontinued, but literary discussions are still welcome on the General Discussion Board.
> 5/19/09 – Part 2 of "A Writer's Journey" is now online.
> 5/11/09 – An essay titled "A Writer's Journey" now appears in the Essays and Articles section. It describes, from a personal perspective, what drives writers to begin and what is necessary to push forward. A probable second part will discuss specific practices and pitfalls.
> 5/1/09 – The Grumpy Grammarian for May-June is the first installment in a series on The Logic of English.
> 4/27/09 – An essay titled "A Little Learning" explores the dangers of "a little knowledge" and concludes that pride in our ignorance is more damaging than ignorance itself.
> 4/14/09 – Now in The Mudgelog (for April 9–14), some rambling thoughts on the economy.
> 4/2/09 – The March-April issue of The Grumpy Grammarian is online. It is another report on what my college freshmen have not learned in high school. We took a break in February and will now publish The Grumpy Grammarian every two months instead of monthly.
> 1/14/09 – The January issue of The Grumpy Grammarian posits that sloppy English is primarily a bad habit, with subtle but dire consequences.
> 12/19/08 – In response to a recent discussion on the Education Board, we have just published an essay titled "Should Everyone Go to College?" (Our answer, by the way, is "No.")
> 12/18/08 – Visitors to this site are reminded that The Mudgelog contains random thoughts (reflections, observations, grumbles, and so on) that we post periodically. Although we make several entries each month, these are not included in the "What's New" listings.
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ABOUT THIS SITE
Nothing makes a confirmed curmudgeon crankier than misuse of the English language, especially if that curmudgeon has devoted his adult life to studying and teaching English – and even more so if he has spent countless hours editing bad prose. This site is an outlet for an old guy who is tired of hearing teenagers punctuate every sentence with a half dozen likes, baffled by the apparent inability of many presumably literate adults to distinguish between it’s and its, and a little tired of explaining to college freshmen why “Mary and me went to the movies” is wrong. I hope that, in the course of venting, I can also contribute some useful information – and perhaps even add a little fire and wit to that dull-as-proverbial-dust subject, grammar.
As this project has developed, I have expanded the site to include many other features. Though my principal (that's always principal as an adjective and never principle) focus is still English grammar and usage, I have incorporated many other features, such as the photo albums and photo-essays derived from our vacation outings. More recently, though, I tend to post photos off-site in my Webshots albums. My essays and articles (contained in several sections) cover a variety of topics, both serious and humorous. Indeed, humor (albeit, my peculiar brand of humor) is an important ingredient here.
I have endeavored to make this site as navigable and user-friendly as possible. The buttons to the left link to the main sections; the Site Map itself describes briefly what each section contains. Having utterly astounded my technologically challenged self by learning how to create links, I provide internal links wherever possible. To save regular visitors the trouble of searching for "new stuff," I am very diligent about listing the most recent entries in the "What's New?" section (above on this homepage). The Google Site Search (above and accessible via the third button on the left side of each page) is a handy tool for conducting an internal search for specific topics.
I can't cover everything, of course. Thus, I have incorporated a Links for Writers section that gives an ongoing listing of some of the better writers’ references on the Internet. The Grammar Discussion Board allows visitors who register there to post or answer questions about grammar and usage, the ESL Board is especially for questions from non-native speakers of English, and the Message Board is a forum for general topics of interest. The Literature Board invites participants to comment on literary topics. The Tech Board (launched in August 2008) is a forum for discussing topics relating to technology.
Because this is meant to be a substantive site (yes, Virginia, it is correct to begin a sentence with because), I wanted to keep the so-called eye candy to a minimum. However, I can’t resist the temptation to fool around with a few graphics and animations. Besides, I’ll do almost anything to make grammar appear to be entertaining. Inside this body are two minds – one that takes language very seriously and one that asks, “What good is it if you can’t have fun with it?”
Thank you for visiting. If you don't find what you were looking for, please post a message on the Message Board (registration required).
My Credentials
I hold a B.A. (1958) and M.A. (1959) degree in English from Miami University in Oxford, Ohio, and did additional postgraduate work at the University of Texas. After beginning my career as a college instructor, teaching mostly writing and introductory literature courses, I moved into copyediting and editing. I worked for a few years as a proofreader for Opinion Research Corporation in Princeton, NJ; served as a literature editor for a new encyclopedia that was later acquired by Grolier; and finally became the supervisor of research editing at a market research firm in Princeton. I am now retired from that position, but I currently teach English Composition as an adjunct professor at Mercer County Community College in West Windsor, NJ, something I have been doing for nearly twenty years.
Words and language have fascinated me all of my life. I enjoyed writing from the start, and it has always been a hobby. I have never been very successful with "creative" writing, finding my niche more in expository writing. Perhaps because successful expository writing requires command of sentence structure and attention to the minutiae of grammar, I became a grammarian, a wordsmith, a verbivore. It was a self-perpetuating proposition. The more I learned about English grammar, the more I discovered I had still to learn. Sharing the fruits of that journey is one reason for this site.
In Memoriam -- Booper the Cat (1993 - 2009)
From the day that this site was founded, Booper had the honor of being its mascot. More than that, she was a loving and much loved member of oir family. In the spring of 2009, she became very ill with a brain tumor. We boarded her with the vet during our trip to Maine in early June, but when we returned. she had taken a turn for the worse. She was mercifully put to sleep on June 14. However, her spirit lives on within us, and she remains as the site's mascot in perpetuity.
WANT TO ASK A QUESTION OR ENTER A DISCUSSION? The Grammar Curmudgeon offers six message boards – Grammar Discussion, Punctuation. ESL, Education, Technology, and General Discussion (links are near the top of this page). I check these boards daily. Instructions for registration are on the pages themselves; registration on any board permits posting on all of them.
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